Silver Tongue

adurot:

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adurot:

I always loved how you weren’t allowed to have wallet chains over a certain length in high school because they could be used as a weapon, but then they give us these giant text books that individually could easily be used to bludgeon someone death. More over you get like half a dozen of them and carry them around in a backpack.

you talk as if a bag full of heavy shit wasn’t used directly as a weapon by many teens.

No that was exactly my point. School would list these things they banned because they could potentially be used as weapons, and then mandate every student carry around a fucking flail.

Bruh, you could shank people with pencils.

Reblogged 7 years ago from adurot (Originally from leslie-knopes)
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