I played Bastion I think I’m okay :y
I was Willow fucK
i’M a SquID nOW
I’m Ib
I’m a piece of paper that moves around at an unremarkable speed and eats rocks about it’s size
I’m a badass Borderlands shotgun fighter things will be alright
ALEX FUCKING MERCER!!!! Hahahhaha!!! Come at me Aliens!!!!!!
I got a Pokemon army?
I was Roy in Smash Bros 4. So I’m going to be super powerful, but no one is going to like me.
The strength to carry the Eiffel tower eight times over at least. The ability to hold radioactive materials with no effect. Resistance to extreme temperature. The ability to craft weapons that never run out of ammo. I think Im good.