Please fire me. I work at a video store and yesterday a man asked me if I could see if we had a movie in, only when I asked him what movie he wanted, he replied “That one with the bugs!”
I get dumb, vague descriptions like this quite a bit so I powered on and asked him which one and he was like, “You know, that one with the mitochondria’s!”
It took ten minutes (and a lot of yelling from the customer) to find out that he meant midichlorians.
Star Wars. It was freaking Star Wars.
THE MIDICHLORIAN IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE FORCE.
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