When white people try to celebrate cinco de mayo

When white people try to:

- dress up as Native Americans for Halloween
- get cornrows
- wear bindi
- wear kimonos
- dance
- use slang
- cook

TIA:

No, fuck you, I’ll eat whatever the fuck I want and there is no law stopping me.

And holy fucking shit am I sick of people saying Europeans have no culture, as if culture is defined by the amount of native spices you have. I’m sorry, are you completely unaware of just about every single European country?

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Fine then. -Don’t eat a hamburger, hamburgers are for white people

-Don’t eat a hot dog, it comes from sausage which is german

-Don’t drink English teas, they are for white people

-Don’t eat popcorn, white people invented it

-Don’t eat bread that came from Europe, it’s for white people

-Don’t celebrate Christmas

-Don’t celebrate Easter

-Don’t celebrate St. Patricks Day

-Don’t celebrate Halloween

-Don’t cook pancakes, those are traditionally from the pioneer days

-Don’t cook potatoes, that’s for white people

-Don’t listen to country music

-Don’t listen to rock music

You know what really sucks? Our culture is so welcoming, we let everybody partake, and now the greedy scumbags are like “NO IT’S OUR CULTURE!” Shut up, you partake of ours.

Do not use computers, radar, electricity (AC or DC, telephones, etc… either

and stay off twitter and tumblr

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Oh, and why the fuck are you typing everything in English?! You are appropriating our language you racist piece of shit!