dapper-deoxys:

are fathers like infinite fountains of jokes wth

When a man is expecting a child, he is given a book to study. It holds every joke written and he must pass the dad exam or else the baby will be taken away. They spend nine months studying to pass so that when the baby arrives, the new father will be ready to say every joke.

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