phantomrose96:

oak23:

arachnocomrnunism:

SU episode idea: the gems feel bad about how much of a financial drain they are on greg and all try to get jobs

They solve their problems by selling off Amethyst’s junk which turns out to be mega ultra rare and Greg has like enough money to own two storage units.

Garnet in a “Kiss the Cook” apron and a chef’s hat, standing three inches away from the customer table at a fast food joint watching them eat. Patron is both terrified and uncomfortable as they anxiously chew their burger.

Pearl in a Best Buy uniform making constant noises of disapproval over the primitive nature of ipods and Dell computers. Manager does not know what to do as she continually offers to rework the hardware in everything.

Amethyst in an orange vest working as a cart-returner at the grocery store. Massive traffic jams ensue when she “returns” all the store’s 300 shopping carts into a mountain in the middle of the parking lot.