antique-symbolism

Imagine a dragon at Antiques Roadshow, appraising its hoard

bertb0t

Imagine the dragon hoards monetarily worthless things like newspapers or old bones and the person appraising it getting more and more nervous about telling the dragon their stuff isnt worth anything

antique-symbolism

Imagine that the dragon knows this and just likes watching the person squirm.

bertb0t

The dragon actually hoards uncomfortable situations

iguanamouth