we-cant-giggle-its-a-crimescene:
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
And perfect hair
And you get to lure men into their death
Free clam bra
one of these is not like the rest
Agreed. Clam bras aren’t free, don’t be shellfish.
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