Magicarp JK EEVEE

scraps-is-busy:

You seem to have mistaken me for a-random-mod I’m not an eevee. I am a horrible monster. Eevee’s are death machines in disguise. There is a difference. 

Wait, my evil seems disguised? What do I need to do to make my evil be more apparent? Sing a song about planning the murder of the king and train incompetent people into the Third Reich or should I sing about how a woman makes me feel funny and I don’t like it and they will either be with me or I will murder them?

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