Always reblog The Princess Bride
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MOST QUOTABLE MOVIE EVER
“Have fun storming the castle, boys!”
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We are gahthwered here toooday
One time at camp I was telling my cabin The Princess Bride and at THE PERFECT MOMENT one of my girls says to me, “Is this gonna be a kissy story?” I was speechless.
“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!”
“Go away or I’ll call the brute squad.”
“I’m on the brute squad.”
“You ARE the brute squad.”
“Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.”