Why polyamory is wrong and hurtful:
♣ you never have big enough blanket and not everyone has the same cuddling span
♣ y’all can’t fit in bathtub without splashing water everywhere
♣ you spend ages reading horoscopes since you have to check up on like five signs now
♣ when you try surprising you partners by randomly buying your favourite spring rolls there’s 76% at least one of them got the same idea and you all end up being sick from spring rolls overdose
probably more reasons to be added
Cooking takes hours and each dish has to be perfect for each person.