Them Higher education isn't a right! You have to pay tuition to go to college!

Me But pretty much every job, even entry-level jobs, require at least a bachelor's degree.

Them Work an hourly job that doesn't require a four-year degree!

Me Ok, then can we raise the minimum wage so I can work full time and, like, live and eat and other essential functions?

Them No! If you want to make decent money, go to college and get a degree!

Me But...

Them Ugh, this generation is so lazy. I think I'll pray about it.