emarelda:

Why didn’t Stanford run for mayor?

According to Sheriff Blubs: The first prerequisite for candidacy is being able to cast a shadow.

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No shadow.

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    Imma just ignore that his identity was stolen and he had to hide in the basement all of August and freak out for a...
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  4. jake-from-discord said: also his identity was occupied by someone else and he has no hat to toss into the literal ring