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Lmao, you don’t even know the half of it. Reportedly, we have hell hounds.

Because honestly it’s a pretty freaky place. I mean, we are legitimate Night Vale/Gravity Falls level freaky. Here are just a few things about our town you all should know that gives it these qualities:

-It is currently the middle of summer and 40 degrees Fahrenheit and dropping
- There are frequent ghost sightings throughout the town
- A few poltergeist
- Our state office literally has a place to register to be a vampire
- Honestly no one even notices when freaky paranormal things happen
- If you go to the darkest parts of the town there are people who summon demons for you. Like drug dealers but with demons
- Last school year the field by the school caught fire and burned up the entire field unnaturally. What makes it unnatural? Well, according to documents by the police and fire department, and since I saw this the next day at school, the fire was already out by the time they had got there and the fire had actually stopped abruptly in a line. Almost like it hit a wall but there was nothing there.
- There is a haunted Bell tower where some guy fell to his death and his corpse got sealed in the walls.
- We have a house out here where if you open all the doors and one person stands at the front door and another at the back, and one of them shot the other it would just immediately hit the other person
- There’s a Ghost train that goes by my house every once in a while. The ghosts are dressed on 1920s fashion. They’re quite nice.
- The last time I saw a deer come through it ate a squirrel
- The coyotes can climb fences. Not like how a dog would climb a fence though. More human like.
- There’s a pizza parlor run by the mafia. And two of the sons just “left” permanently.
- Back when I was a baby, apparently the town had a curfew since there was a large dark “something” roaming around. I asked my mom a few years ago what happened to it. She said that it just disappeared one night.
- And finally, at night, when the stars come out, they always are brighter than other places. Even out in the country, they are not as bright.

So yeah.

Where is this magical place? May I live there???

Wyoming

but ok this is exactly like something cecil would report on in night vale tho 

after-fur-and–feathers Imagine my surprise that it wasn’t your godless neck of the woods.

after-fur-and–feathers:

Lmao, you don’t even know the half of it. Reportedly, we have hell hounds.

I’m always a slut for sleepless nights after you’ve told me the latest horrifying paranormal shitshow that’s gone down where you live.

Wow. That’s amazing! And your hell hounds sound bad but not as violent as the ones out here. I mean ours regularly attack people, and a several have actually been killed. What usually happens is either someone ends up with bites on the leg, or if they die, they go missing for a few weeks, and then are found torn to shreds in some dark alley or under a bridge.

And instead of a library being haunted we have the Atlas Theatre. Often things will move, ghosts in old fashioned clothes will sit and watch the shows and then disappear into thin air at the end of the show. There is writing upstairs, red stuff all over the walls at times, and things regularly go flying at people up there.

Yeah. You get used to it. Just carry Holy water, silver, and incense with you and you should be fine!

Oh they write cliché get out and I’m gonna kill you and then there’s another one that writes in pen asking what shows will be performing and when. They like watching the shows. Most of the time though there isn’t writing do much as objects getting thrown. Like, a paint can went flying at my friend last year after she asked where the blue paint was. I bet the ghost was trying to be helpful but they got super close to her head.

Yeah they think teens have been up there but there are no windows and it’s locked pretty tight. I mean, it’s possible and likely, but the flying objects are a bit weird.

And I carry that stuff out of town too. It’s just safer if I use it and keep it in town as well. I mean, attacks happen 24/7 here. So we always have to be prepared.

Didn’t the Atlas used to do a haunted house? I think that’s where some of the writing comes from.

Well that’s what I thought too but when I tried researching the history nothing came up on that.