gerber life grow up plan

aphninja:

Attention parents and grandparents of young children! Gerber is now accepting applications for their affordable Grow-Up plan. It’s easy to help your child get off to a good financial start for just PENNIES A DAY! Free information will be sent to parents and grandparents who call NOW or you can apply RIGHT NOW over the phone, if you’d like. The Grow-up plan gives your child $10,000 dollars in whole life insurance now, then doubles AUTOMATICALLY to $20,000 dollars later, AT NO EXTRA COST!!! Later on, your child can buy more, up to $100,000 in TOTAL PROTECTION REGARDLESS OF THEIR HEALTH OR JOB, that’s TEN TIMES the original amount!! The Grow-Up plan also builds CASH VALUE over time that you can borrow from later. Help give your child a head start, for just PENNIES A DAY! DON’T WAIT, CALL NOW FOR FREE INFORMATION!!!!111!!!!!1

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