imminent-death-syndrome

pfffthahahahaha fucking got caught you snake.

theragebear

> “Gender norms are evil and only serve to oppress men and women.”
> “This old Nintendo Power issue says Samus is 6′3″ and almost 200 lbs. There’s no way she’s a woman!”

lotiastsade

brianna’s evidence was literally an offhand joke several years ago that was taken out of context

silver-tongues-blog

Bruh, if any of the nintendo characters are trans, it would be zelda, not samus.
Well, actually it would be that cahracter from paper mario who actually IS trans. Or birdo who is hinted to be trans. But samus is most certainly not trans.