Silver Tongue
1st Grade Teacher: The Natives taught us to grow crops and we all had thanksgiving! 

6th Grade: we might have kicked the Natives off their land, and for that we are so sorry.

Me: but did you mur-

Teacher: you’ll learn that in high school

12th grade: We killed that one Native and we are so sorry, but the BUFFALOS, WE WERE DICKS FOR THAT!!

College: It was genocide.
  1. wtchybtchymagicat reblogged this from achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily
  2. captainthorastark reblogged this from left-reminders
  3. notes-from-wonderland reblogged this from left-reminders
  4. pennik-faux reblogged this from queefcity
  5. cuddle---buddy reblogged this from vanderstorm
  6. daniissuchadani reblogged this from rootbeergoddess
  7. bellsandbuttons reblogged this from asoniccatapult
  8. asoniccatapult reblogged this from skinnystreakofsexy
  9. skinnystreakofsexy reblogged this from lostintheriveroftime
  10. squeackygee reblogged this from afrojabi
  11. acemancubed reblogged this from the-great-spirit-of-hoole
  12. mrssavy posted this