pembrokewkorgi:

The guy ahead of me in line at Target just bought five energy drinks, lube, and an onion..

Sounds like a wild night

  1. asksolarflair said: I think he’s just really confused about how vampires work. Intending on onioning them to death and using his meaty steak to destroy them, aided by loob and energy drank.
  2. 5kmoe said: shrek is love
  3. okiitos reblogged this from pembrokewkorgi and added:
    Was he Ainsley Harriot by chance?
  4. putuksstuff said: Shreksexual.
  5. piratedashmod said: Someone will be crying tonight.
  6. silver-tongues-blog reblogged this from pembrokewkorgi and added:
    Sounds like a wild night
  7. verdantrange said: It’s not what you’re thinking. It’s much worse.
  8. topshelfblog said: YOLO
  9. not-the-conversation-starter reblogged this from pembrokewkorgi and added:
    Go hard or go home.
  10. hachirokenichi reblogged this from pembrokewkorgi
  11. dont-mind-me-but-i said: sounds like a party
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