The guy ahead of me in line at Target just bought five energy drinks, lube, and an onion..
Sounds like a wild night
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asksolarflair said: I think he’s just really confused about how vampires work. Intending on onioning them to death and using his meaty steak to destroy them, aided by loob and energy drank.
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5kmoe said: shrek is love
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putuksstuff said: Shreksexual.
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piratedashmod said: Someone will be crying tonight.
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Sounds like a wild night
verdantrange said: It’s not what you’re thinking. It’s much worse.
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Go hard or go home.
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dont-mind-me-but-i said: sounds like a party
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