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If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.

Dumbold Tramp.

Dernald Frump

Dingdong Trashbag

donger trumpet

motherfucker

dildo testicle

Doornail Turnip

dangledong tripod

Plugged his name into an anagram generator. Here are some highlights.

  • Lad Dump Torn
  • Mr. Pond Adult
  • Land Dump Rot
  • Turd Mop Land
  • Mad Plod Runt
  • Damp Old Runt
  • Damn Turd Lop
  • Lamp Don Turd
  • DAMP DOLT URN
  • MR. ODD NUT PAL
  • DAMP NUT LORD

comedy gold tbh

Donglord Chump

dingle pumps

Dingleberry Tornado

Doorknob Tubthumper

Daffy Stump

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