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If you choose to accept it. Give Donald Trump the Bennigans Cummerbund and Icky Azaghâl treatment and come up with increasingly ridiculous plays on his name. And (this is critical), NEVER USE HIS REAL NAME AGAIN. Can you imagine the Twitter meltdown if he found out that everyone had taken to calling him ridiculous names? It would be glorious.
Dumbold Tramp.
Dernald Frump
Dingdong Trashbag
donger trumpet
motherfucker
dildo testicle
Doornail Turnip
dangledong tripod
Plugged his name into an anagram generator. Here are some highlights.
- Lad Dump Torn
- Mr. Pond Adult
- Land Dump Rot
- Turd Mop Land
- Mad Plod Runt
- Damp Old Runt
- Damn Turd Lop
- Lamp Don Turd
- DAMP DOLT URN
- MR. ODD NUT PAL
- DAMP NUT LORD
comedy gold tbh
Donglord Chump
dingle pumps
Dingleberry Tornado
Doorknob Tubthumper
Daffy Stump