probablyfakeblonde:

thereinliesmyproblem:

probablyfakeblonde:

This is a callout post for thereinliesmyproblem who just wrote Bill x Celestabellebethabelle fanfiction. I propose we put her in the corner for all of eternity so she can think about what she’s done.

YOU DON’T CONTROL ME HORSE JESUS!!

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“Oh come on doll.” Bill coos swinging his cane around as he leans against a tree. “Just a drink or two down by the gnome tavern.” He snaps one of his little black hands and winks though it’s hard to tell when he only has one eye. “And hey, I’ll even make it bigger so you can fit inside, what do ya say rainbow mane?”

The unicorn stamped at the ground and gave an indignant sounding whiny as she narrowed her bright eyes at him. “I say,” she threw her head back and yelled, “NEEEIGH!” This lasted for a few seconds before she trailed off into laughter and snorted, looking amused. “But seriously, not even in your dreams.”

“Well,” Bill trilled, suppressing his automatic spark of rage. He just had to remember that he needed the damn rainbow snotted beast to like him. Didn’t matter how annoying or rude she was. “What about yours horn head?” He purred wiggling his, eyebrow at her.

C. Beth snorted again, looking a tad pitying. “Cute,” she simpered mockingly. Then she promptly turned and walked away. “You can leave now.”

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“Stop following me.” C. Beth snapped, tail swishing agitatedly. “I can feel you watching me.”

The world slowed for a moment and then laughter echoed around the forest, high and disjointed before a yellow triangle popped into existence in front of her. Bill glowed cheerfully, somehow looking pleased despite his lack of a mouth. “Okay okay you caught me glow stick.” The demon trilled adjusting his bow tie. “And hey, now that we’re both here, how about that drink?”

“Hmm,” the unicorn considered this for a moment before flashing her horn in his eye. The demon yelped as he was temporarily blinded and she smiled smugly, walking past him while he flailed and groped at his pink clouded vision. “Nooo.” She cooed, tail brushing him as she passed. “Bye now.”

Ur so right, you’ve pulled me in, I drew u fanart

Celestebelle only likes him for his eyelashes.