Silver Tongue

just-shower-thoughts:

If I ever commit a violent crime, first I will dumpster dive behind SuperCuts and collect the hair they threw away. Then, after the crime, I will cover everything in the room with the hair clippings. The Jury will have no choice but to acquit me and the 794 other forensically identified suspects.

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