BREAKING NEWS
BOWSER JR’s MOTHER CONFIRMED AS MIYAMOTO BY MIYAMOTO HIMSELF
CONFIRMED ~41 SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO
MIYAMOTO FUCKED BOWSER
Well if bowser is a dragon turtle, it means his kind lays eggs rather than gives live birth. It’s possible bowser Jr is a hybrid clone of the DNA of miyamoto and Boswer. In other news, Mpreg porn of nintendo characters have skyrocketed in numbers.