Me Hey I'm telling you like a month in advance school starts this day so I'm gonna need off these two days a week starting this day.

Work Okay cool. But we're still gonna schedule you those days, just after your classes.

Me But that's my time to get classwork done. Am I at least gonna get another day off?

Work Sometimes. But not yet. We're down a person so we're actually going to work you some all-day shifts.

Me But...

School Hey don't forget about these assignments that are pretty large and due rather soon.

Me Alright but I have to stay up super late to finish them and they're not gonna be as good.

School That's fine hope you're happy with C's and B's.

Work Hey how come you've been so tired lately and late? Not cool man.

Me REMEMBER THAT SCHOOL THING I TOLD YOU ABOUT LITERAL MONTHS BEFORE IT STARTED, GIVING YOU TOTALLY AMPLE TIME TO PLAN AROUND IT???

Work But we're down a person...

Me WE HAVE HAD THREE JOB FAIRS JUST THIS YEAR WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU HIRED SOMEONE YET?!

Work We're working on it.

Me Yeah well I'm gonna work on trying to sleep as much as I can so kindly get off my back.

School Hey don't forget abou--

Me BOTH OF YOU!!