Silver Tongue

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I want a sausage roll

I got a sausage roll

Is this a euphemism?

No, you fucking whackjob, I literally went to a bakery and bought myself a fucking sausage roll, holy shit dude

They sell sausages in bakeries there?

NO, THEY SELL SAUSAGE ROLLS

ROLLS WITH SAUSAGES IN THEM

IS THIS A STRANGE CONCEPT TO YOU??

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Oh so they’re like hot pockets minus the diarrhea?

What the fuck is a hot pocket

Imagine a bit of bread crust but inside is pizza or ham and cheese or vegan shit.

  1. eccentricangelwithquirkiness reblogged this from conspicuouslad and added:
    ^^^^
  2. mang0madnes reblogged this from suck-the-flying-unicorns
  3. fangsartworkshop reblogged this from silver-tongues-blog and added:
    Imagine a piece of bread but inside is two pockets of molten lava and an ice cube
  4. flipywaterboy reblogged this from deeceeoh and added:
    I LOVE THESE
  5. funfetti-cakke-talks reblogged this from deeceeoh and added:
    Not as messy compared to what happens after you eat a hot pocket.
  6. deeceeoh reblogged this from gearholder and added:
    This post is a mess
  7. conspicuouslad reblogged this from adurot and added:
    Those are Pigs in a Blanket you heathens
  8. adurot reblogged this from darkponymod and added:
    That is a cheesy croissant dog.
  9. darkponymod reblogged this from adurot and added:
    And theese ones be sausage rolls