I want a sausage roll
I got a sausage roll
Is this a euphemism?
No, you fucking whackjob, I literally went to a bakery and bought myself a fucking sausage roll, holy shit dude
They sell sausages in bakeries there?
NO, THEY SELL SAUSAGE ROLLS
ROLLS WITH SAUSAGES IN THEM
IS THIS A STRANGE CONCEPT TO YOU??
Oh so they’re like hot pockets minus the diarrhea?
What the fuck is a hot pocket
Imagine a bit of bread crust but inside is pizza or ham and cheese or vegan shit.