dapper-deoxys:

ratchetrayquaza:

Don’t like Deoxys. They steal humans. Have a look.

They multiply extremely fast. Like do you want an infestation of viruses? They could touch your kids and make them sick with their tentacle arms.

gRoSs.

Also look how weak they are. They faint after one hyper beam to the face.

wElL iT iS tHe AlMiGhTy RaYqUaZa.

Like come on. Just one hyper beam.

Also if you miss slightly and injure them, they heal extremely fast so it is nearly impossible to make them faint and exterminate them.

eW. eVeN mOrE tEnTaClE aRmS.

Don’t forget that they’re a coward. Just look at them protect themselves from (tHe AlMiGhTy) Rayquaza!

Also. THEY fUcKiNg SHAPSHIFT INTO WHATEVER THEY PLEASE.

They can possibly shapeshift their arms into fucking dicks!!!11!

They’re also an alien from a filthy meteor. iCk.

Also…

lOoK aT ‘dEm EyEs.

They also call themselves dapper. Like what the fuck. dapper-deoxys is a lAmEeE idea for a name. How do you argue with ratchetraquaza? It’s an aWeSoMeEe name.

Do you seriously want them to spread like the common cold?!

THEN DON’T CATCH THEM. POINT BLANK.

at least I don’t sound like AN ANGRY SUBURBAN MOM THAT DISCOVERED A VOICE PITCHING SOFTWARE IN THE MOVIE!!!

SNAPS FINGERS