flimflamflummox
asked:
MYAAAH! NEVER FEAR. SKELETOR is now following YOU! Consider this a free pass into the skeleton army!
adurot
answered:

What if I do not Have a skeleton but rather am a rubbery pink blob encasing an bottomless dimensional singularity?

flimflam-flummox

Then you will serve as a secret weapon. The fleshies will never see it coming.

adurot

I’m looking at your blog and seeing an awful lot of not skeletons. I’m doubting your dedication to your own movement I think.

flimflam-flummox

I’m SKELETOR you fool! Why should I have to compensate!?

adurot

But Skeletor isn’t a Skeleton… I mean look at all that muscle and flesh and skin you seem to like flexing and showing off in that revealing outfit of yours. You just have no face.

silver-tongues-blog

Skeletor only has a skeleton face because he tried to throw acid on to a shield that bounced off in melted his face