kamonra:

autisticvioletbaudelaire:

contemplatingcheese:

I just want a zombie apocalypse movie where the infection is sexually transmitted so in the end only a ragged band of asexuals are left to save the world

#as well as celibate ppl lol… or just virgins#but aight (–folkloriic)

a gang of children, a nun, and a handful of asexuals, accompanied by like… one really unpleasant dudebro or something. 

deleted scene: unpleasant dudebro refusing to die a virgin, attempts to have sex with a zombie. Even the zombie turns him down. 

OH, also the zombie infection is 100% treatable but someone falsely claims that it it causes homosexuality with faked results in an effort to sell their own version which does nothing.

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