“I’ve been in politics my whole life, just on that side.” *points to audience*

Yeah Trump I’ve been a doctor all my life just on that side *points to the patient waiting room*

I can’t f ucking believe. Rand Paul called him out on insulting people for petty things, like a middle schooler, and Trump’s response.

“I don’t recall ever attacking you on your looks, and there’s a lot to talk about there.”

????????????????

“Trump you insult people on superficial things.”
“No I don’t also you’re ugly.”

He unironically suggested we let ISIS and Syria kill each other off

Is this–Is this Jurassic World?!?

Donald Trump drinking game: take a drink every time Trump answers a complex, important political question with–

• The world doesn’t respect Obama
  
• The world doesn’t respect America
  
• We need to be great again
  

I’d do it but I don’t wanna die. Someone else take me up on it.

“I respect women.” –Donald Trump

“Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?” –Donald Trump, about the one woman Republican candidate.

How did this callous lizard man crawl out of the swamp and slither into a suit. Who let this melty slug flop its way onto stage. Isn’t there security at these things?

“I want to build a wall. We have a lot of really bad dudes in this country. They’ve got gangs all over the place.”

I know 12-year-olds more politically informed than this.

“We have to have assimilation! In America we speak English!!”

-lies down- -lies down and cries- -rocks back and forth crying-

The sad part is people are actually voting for him.

They’re supporting him in the polls, with 25%. However, the polls will have a selection bias towards people trying to be funny. I also earlier voiced my thoughts of the democrats artificially inflating Trump’s popularity because they know any democrat can beat Trump (at least, I hope this is true). We’ll have to see once the primaries start next February. I hope Rand Paul get’s the Republican bill. But I think that Marco Rubio or Ted Cruz will get it, and I hate both of them. I think Trump is a joke that people love to eat up at the moment, but once things get serious, he’ll drift away. 

Don’t worry…

KANYE WEST 2020