Silver Tongue
Co supervillians omg yasss have tea every other day talking about the stupid stuff our superheros due.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

mint-and-love:

scraps-is-busy:

“Did you hear about what Captain ‘Fart’astic did the other day? I spend years trying to figure out his secret identity and he blows it to his girlfriend who then blogs about it. What a waste! 

Anyway, turns out he voted for Donald Trump, so he’s the real villain here.”

“Ugh i wish my superhero at least had some thoughts, all he does is try to cat call girls. I mean yeah he saved manhattan once, but now he expects to get special treatment about it.”

“Don’t worry. You know the old saying, make your own villains. They’ll probably beat him up for you.”

“You IDIOT! You made me. Remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals. That wasn’t easy to get over, and don’t think that I didn’t try.”