motherfucking-dragons:

shwagerr:

If I owned a taser I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

Please do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.

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