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metalgirlysolid:

xenocross:

goddamit ocelot

Dude was so slick he coulda hidden in the Girl Scouts of America and they never would’ve noticed til they saw 10,000 shipments of thin mints going out to Mother Base.

He must have one hell of a resume.

I bet he still wouldn’t be able to get a minimum wage job with that resume.

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