Annabeth: He didn’t even bother to learn all the new campers names.
Mr. D: Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Peter” and all the females “Piper” from now on.
Piper: Piper is actually my name.
Mr. D: Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.
Piper: *is disappointed*
Mr. D: Peters, Pipers, Slagathor, I will be in my office.
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