Annabeth He didn’t even bother to learn all the new campers names.

Mr. D Listen up faces. In order to save us all some time, I will call all the males “Peter” and all the females “Piper” from now on.

Piper Piper is actually my name.

Mr. D Then, out of fairness to the others, you will be Slagathor.

Piper *is disappointed*

Mr. D Peters, Pipers, Slagathor, I will be in my office.