hi my name is ishmael and i’m an outcast from society (that’s how i got my name). i love sailing on whaling ships (AN: if you don’t like the sea then get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to captain ahab but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i was walking on the main deck. it was raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of sailors stared at me. i put up my middle finger at them.