nigganomicz:

SCORPIO is THE TRAGICALLY SAD BACKSTORY

CANCER is FUCKING NOSEBLEEDS EVERY SINGLE TIME

ARIES is THE SUPER LONG 5 MINUTE INTRO

CAPRICORN is SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGING TO FALL INTO PISCES TITS

VIRGO is DA CHOSEN ONE!!1 WHO SOMEHOW HAD SECRET FUCKING POWERS ALL THEIR LIFE BUT HAD NO IDEA ABOUT IT

SAGITTARIUS is THE ACCIDENTAL PERVERT

LEO is THE TRANSFER STUDENT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS TO BE A TOTAL BADASS

LIBRA is THE MAIN CHARACTER THAT EATS LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN STARVING ALL THEIR LIFE

AQUARIUS is THE OVER ABUSIVE FEMALE CHARACTER

GEMINI is RANDOM PANTY SHOTS

PISCES is THE CHARACTER WITH THE GIGANTIC PAIR OF BOOBS THAT MANAGE TO DEFY GRAVITY AND BREAK LOGIC

TAURUS is *CLENCHES FIST* THE VERY DETERMINED ONE WHO MUST GET STRONGER