How to spot a ‘fake’ gamer
- Frequently pronounces video games as “Blideo Bames”
- Will often say “I need help passing this level it’s really hard” then when you look at their screen it’s running Microsoft Excel 2007
- They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it’s just every season of Frasier (still impressive)
- Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word “NINTEMDO” painted over it
- When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skillful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place
- Keeps a secret diary with “I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM” written on every page
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