katielongbottom:

fuckcalculus:

ok but this is not a cube

you’re right, for college you should make sure you pack a perfectly geometrically accurate limestone cube. don’t bring some fucking limestone rectangular prism to college like a fucking loser lmao that’s the first way to set yourself up for failure. imagine what a fool you’ll look like, just dragging a massive hunk of limestone into your freshman dorm? “rectangular prism boy,” they’ll call you “prizzy” for short. you’ll fail all your classes and be a social outcast. Now, with a cube, a good, square, even-sided cube, you’ll be the big man on campus, winning the respect of peers and professors alike. “Good ol’ Limestone Cube Having Johnny,” they’ll say. 

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