hoofprint-is-spooky:

kuiprebelt:

jewishandalite:

zhaoly:

anarcho-maoist-420:

yenantalk:

thetenderpassion:

Basically

“we all eventually have one.”

Except for those who aren’t weren’t “entitled” to exist past 18.

imagine being this boring.

But wait… there’s more!

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The author says he’s a millennial but the dude looks like he’s at least 45.

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I’m being generous here because he actually looks older than my dad, and my dad’s 55.

HE’S FUCKING 58 I JUST FOUND IT HE LITERALLY SAID HE’S 58 HOW IS THAT A MILLENNIAL

THE CAP FOR BEING A MILLENNIAL IS 34 WHAT THE FUCK

Okay, but serious talk. I have never texted and drove. My brother has never texted and drove. I know tons of people who have never texted and drove. 

But I can make a book of the older generation who do this. “I’m experienced, you’re not. I can do what I want” was an actual response I got. From a man who is 50+ and can’t even make bread in a bread machine without it going bad.  

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