This one time I tripped
this one time I split my forehead open
This one time a dark wizard tried to kill me when I was a infant but couldn’t
Stab
I tried to hold an angry cat
someone put an iron on my hand
My teammate tried to jump over me and cut the back of my neck open with his hockey skate.
I got a couple left over from chicken pox.
tried to climb a dead tree
as a child I came up behind a sleeping dog with a squeaky toy in my mouth
Twisted up in rusty metal chains.
Learned the hard way:
- Why you don’t pull a cat’s tail (I was two)
- The importance of shoring up roof structures
- Why you don’t use a poorly balanced cinderblock as a support when drilling
- Burny things are hot
- Rotted fence palings make a surprisingly effective flail when they snap in half back along your inner arm as you pull them down.
- Win the fight before your opponent has the chance to hit you in the face with a metal chairSpider bite that got infected. Doctor informed me, “Oh, it must have bitten you while you were asleep!” and I stayed awake the entire next night in paralytic terror and also pain.
Poorly planned re enactment of 101 Dalmatians.
i was 2 and my mom told me not to do something but i did it anyway
I slipped and cut my arm open
I tried to peel an orange with a swiss army knife…
I ran to tell my mother about Doug’s First Movie..then subsequently ran towards a glass table with sharp edges
My sister threw her cat at me
A crack head ducked under my SWAT shield and stabbed me.
Cat was lying on my tummy and tried to grab onto me when he started to fall off
my sister ran me over with her bike
I had surgery after a collapsed lung
I was going down a ramp on a bike and hit a root sticking out of the ground
I was taking out the trash and there was broken glass in it.
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I have a scar on my left leg from taking the trash out one night when I was 13. There had been a broken plate and I was...
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When I was very young, I was spinning in my living room and fell face first into our coffee table so now my eyebrow...
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One time I fell off a ladder n have a faded mark on my eyebrow when I was youngOne time moving past an old recliner n...
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I was playing tag with my uncle when I was 5. I tripped on the metal grate between the kitchen and the dining room,...
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When I was three, I hit my head on the corner of the coffee table while my mom and aunt were talking and had to go the...
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I decided to run down a hill in the rain without my glasses on so they wouldn’t get wet and blurry. Forgot the hill...
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I have bruses from walking into the same chair over and over
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my brother tackled me and i fell onto a rake
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