why are dragons always so fuckin formal and sage-like, i just want one that’s like “oh hey sup bro, you come to challenge me or some shit right? alright gimme a sec to get my ass off this fuckin couch and we’ll do this shit”
well yeah i mean smaug was a cocky asshole but that’s not what i’m getting at
gimme a dragon who can’t control their swearing, who gets up at 1 pm, who wears a big sweater and loves oven pizza more than anything
How about these three?
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