chefpyro:

greensalamander:

chefpyro:

why are dragons always so fuckin formal and sage-like, i just want one that’s like “oh hey sup bro, you come to challenge me or some shit right? alright gimme a sec to get my ass off this fuckin couch and we’ll do this shit”

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Originally posted by thelionheartfili

well yeah i mean smaug was a cocky asshole but that’s not what i’m getting at

gimme a dragon who can’t control their swearing, who gets up at 1 pm, who wears a big sweater and loves oven pizza more than anything

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Originally posted by 1500yearoldguardian

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Originally posted by dramaisddd

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Originally posted by fydisneymisfits

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