So apparently it’s canon that Stan was there when the twins were born-so just Imagine..

Imagine him crying when he finds out they’re twins

Imagine the nurses and doctors being unable to tell why the babies won’t stop crying-
And imagine Stan getting them to stop by just scooting them close enough to one another that they touch-

Imagine Stan finding out Dipper had a birth defect like ford with his birth mark and holds Dipper extra long cause he misses Ford-

Imagine Stan talking quietly to Dipper and telling him he’s strong and brave to make it out okay (since I read that Dipper had a blue face cause he might have been choked by the umbilical cord?)

Also Stan getting to like Mabel since she was very prone to make grabby hands at him when he would hold her-

Just- imagine everything’s nice and the apocalypse isn’t happening!