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The Pope and a Lawyer are at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter approaches them and says, “Hello, I am here to take you two to your new homes.” And he ushers the Pope and the Lawyer into a car.
St Peter drives around for a bit, and they eventually pull into a small neighborhood. Full of humble little cottages and nice furnishing. St. Peter gets out and takes the Pope’s hand. “This is your home.” St. Peter Explains, and leads the Pope to the cottage.
Peter then gets back into the car and drives again. After a while, they reach a much nicer neighborhood with mansions and golden walls. St. Peter gets out and turns to the Lawyer. “This is your home now.” Peter explains.
The Lawyer immediately objects. “Wait, how is this my house? You must be confused. Surely this is for the Pope.”
Peter replies “Oh no, we have plenty of Popes. You’re our first lawyer.”