Reblogged 5 years ago from the-nerdy-reindeer (Originally from samusisnotasextoy)
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Tagged: the first person you met turned out to be a kid who died and was brought back via science and he manipulates the events of the game from beh, .
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  1. bluecatears reblogged this from poof-noodle
  2. whatislife1babydonthurtme reblogged this from phoelia and added:
    Genderless child sets all monsters free in human society and gets adopted by a goat.
  3. thebsdude reblogged this from iamalivenow
  4. cassthefangirl reblogged this from someoneintheshadow456 and added:
    The island that we live on is artificial and we need to create a philosophers stone to make sure it can continue to live...
  5. thegrammardominatrix reblogged this from heroes-wear-green
  6. pacmanactual reblogged this from shotgunmongol and added:
    Stuck in a space Osprey.
  7. shotgunmongol reblogged this from shotgunmongol and added:
    I have now reread this, and managed to absolutely confuse myself.
  8. milllytheclownvillain122 reblogged this from random-villainous-stuff and added:
    You beat a jester to death as a child
  9. random-villainous-stuff reblogged this from viperpitsfilly and added:
    You kill a giant pig with a superiority complex
  10. cozynintyyy reblogged this from looniecartooni and added:
    Egg wizard cat thing is actually evil and steals a crown to take over the world so go ride on dragons with a penguin...
  11. vultania reblogged this from poof-noodle and added:
    Fight loads of people who end up fighting the bad guys for you. Then you fight a puppet and the actual devil.
  12. blackspring4577 reblogged this from viperpitsfilly and added:
    You kill your mother’s heart and then face the god or devil
  13. nocturnalsleuth reblogged this from henry-exe
  14. nonbinary-axolotl reblogged this from sandpancakecat and added:
    You saved the world with a bow and arrows and now you have to go on a quest to presumably save it again because...
  15. poof-noodle reblogged this from henry-exe and added:
    Turns out the unkillable superdragon is actually very killable you just need to go to heaven and get a few ghosts to...
  16. cyanityinsanity101 reblogged this from cypaira-the-skeleton and added:
    Befriend dentist using a flower
  17. looniecartooni reblogged this from viperpitsfilly and added:
    Your shadow decides to comeback and mess with you while your future girlfriend’s real self gets cooking lessons from...
  18. cypaira-the-skeleton reblogged this from viperpitsfilly and added:
    You eat the flesh of a witch and commit mass genocide
  19. henry-exe reblogged this from viperpitsfilly and added:
    Hitting the final boss enough results in something totally unexpected: Child birth.
  20. empressofthesix reblogged this from viperpitsfilly and added:
    You kill a fish that’s piloting a giant mechanical hamster ball.
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