Ok I was watching some old episodes of pokemon

iguanamouth:

And so there’s this big Pokemon race, right, with a bunch of money reward and entry into a clan, some bullshit like that

And here are some of the competitors
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Well yeah, that makes sense, I guess, horse in a race, there is the issue of the fucking fire coming out of its entire body but you know, magic monsters, whatever
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And this one works too, going to have a hell of a time holding on but what doesn’t kill you makes you really good at Wipeout games I guess

 But then

BUT THEN
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WE GET MISTY, WHO IS LITERALLY JUST LEVITATING OVER THE FUCKING GROUND
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THIS ASSHOLE WHO CAN’T POSSIBLY BE SITTING ON ANYTHING OTHER THAN SPINES, LIKE ONE SUDDEN STOP AND YOU’RE IMPALED IN THE JUNK OK, GAME OVER
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AND OK FUCK NO I AM SO DONE WITH YOU POKEMON, THIS IS BULLSHIT

 

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    If Sandslash work like hedgehogs they can actually make their spines ‘soft’ to the touch if they trust the person...
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