Stop shipping Youtubers together 2k15.
Stop shipping actors together 2k15.
Stop shipping bandmates together 2k15.
Stop shipping real, living people together 2k15.
I see people do really intense porn involving me and people I don’t know and I just think. “Dude I’m not some slut you gotta wine and dine me a bit before we get to banging. I don’t wanna feel bad about myself in the morning.”