Silver Tongue
hoofprint-is-spooky:
“ jestre:
“ rosenrot234:
“ yellowlycan:
“ idiotsonfb:
“ STORE OF SIN!
”
Um…..how the hell do fossils exist then????
”
I’m sure they have some excuse for that that nobody cares about
”
God or Satan put them there, depending on who...

hoofprint-is-spooky:

jestre:

rosenrot234:

yellowlycan:

idiotsonfb:

STORE OF SIN!

Um…..how the hell do fossils exist then????

I’m sure they have some excuse for that that nobody cares about

God or Satan put them there, depending on who you ask.

The worst part? They make documentaries about this kind of stuff. Whenever my brother and I visited our hyper religious Aunt, she would make us watch a documentary about how Dinosaurs where either…
A) Put on Earth by Satan to trick people.
B) Are still here and just in hiding.
or C) A mix of the two points above.

It’s crazy stuff. 

the excuse for fossils is that the “paid scientists” carve rocks in the shape of dinosaurs because they get “millions and millions of dollars” despite paleontologists only make about 105k a year if they’re lucky. Not that different from a preachers 100k

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