Silver Tongue
FUCK YOU, GRAVITY FALLS!

chickenwraith:

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If you’re dumb enough to buy a new car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars!

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Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves!

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If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass!

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It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit! GUARANTEED!

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If you find a better deal, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! You heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!

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Bring your trade! Bring your title! Bring your wife! We’ll fuck her! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife!

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Because at Big Bill Hell’s, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday!

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Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s!

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Home of CHALLENGE PISSING! That’s right, CHALLENGE PISSING!

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How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payments!

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Don’t wait, don’t delay, DON’T FUCK WITH US or we’ll rip your nuts off!

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Only at Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to FUCK OFF!

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HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! This event ends the minute you write us a check!

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and it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL!

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Big Bill Hell’s cars! Gravity Falls’s filthiest, and exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Oregon!

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GUARANTEED!

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc)

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