grab-the-sushi-and-run

ASH KETCHUM YOU LUCKY BOY YOU GOT TO DO EVERYTHINGAWESOME IN THE POKEMON WORLD IT’S NOT FAIR ANYMORE

stantler

he never got to grow up, spend time with his family, or have a family of his own. he has a 5th grade education at best, hes essentially homeless, and the only friend hes retained through all of his travels is a mouse. 

sexhaver

he is literally riding the god of the oceans like a fucking flying horse do you think he gives a rat’s ass about his education

silver-tongues-blog

He wouldn’t give up his rats ass for anything. Just ask team rocket who have dedicated themselves to stealing his rats ass.